Welcome! We have now landed in London, England and its about 9:33a.m.

Bitch I am in London WHAT THE FUCK IS UP! I am ready to explore and meet new people. Start the FUCK OVER! You know what I mean, like a new identity!

Anyways I am going to make this one short and sweet because I mean that's how long the situation lasted... very short.

Hmmmmm where should I start? Well, a guy friend of mines had a creative workshop going on and he had invited me to come through and you know meet more people and get out the house. I come through meet a few people start a few conversations and make people feel comfortable. This guy didn't catch my eye right away, I admit. But he was good with the mouth piece long enough for me to notice him and do a double take. He was quite cute, fit, and he had a personality. Of course I started the conversation with how London has some trash ass food, that be getting all the black Londoners HOT!  So he dived in the convo by asking which food spots I've eaten at and how I haven't been to any good spots. Out of nowhere HE ASKED TO TAKE ME OUT! Let me repeat that...

HE ASKED TO TAKE ME OUT! Of course I am going to say yes! why not he cute. So we exchanged numbers and plotted to go out soon.

The day has arrived its a nice 80 degrees fahrenheit in FUCKING LONDON, so you know it's going to be a good day. I get dressed, the skin is out, train pass packed, I head out the door to him pulling up to my house aka this nigga had a WHIP! I am like this guy getting some points for this. He opened the door for me and all of that. I mean this man knew what he was doing. He took me to this bomb ass Jamaican spot and PAID! This man pulled out the wallet and paid for your girl and then asked if I wanted anything else. At this point I was sold. That was it he had got me. We ate, laughed, talked some more. Then he's like let's go get some dessert I'm like no I'm good save your coins. This man looks at me like he was just getting started. He's like naw you got to try this dessert spot it's really good. So I finally agreed and he paid for that too. We over here smiling and looking into each others eyes like some Disney movie or something. He drops me off and we plot on the next "date".

Y'all guess what the next date was?

It was PAYMENT time he expected me to give up the punnanny. This man pulls up late night with a bottle of brown liquor. Now you know Dej already warned us in "Me U & Hennessy" so I'm like sigh why you got to trick a young innocent lover like me. I asked him the typical questions just to add the cherry on top to this fucking sex trap. I asked him what he thought of relationships? What was his intentions with me? This man hit me with the I just got out of long relationship and right now I am focused on my career and I am too busy for a girl. But yet you made the time to slide in this coochie. So once again a bitch felt defeated.

P.S. We didn't have sex but we did everything else 😏Don't fucking judge me, he brought the Henny what was I supposed to do!