My friend invited me to a cute gathering before we headed out to hit the town. This gathering was hosted by her old college homeboys. She didn't quite mention her homeboy would be my type. His fluorescent ass brightened up my day no doubt. I played it cool you know, played my cards correctly. I wasn't thirsty this time I promise. We all drank together and enjoyed our night before I made a move to ask the homegirl to hook it up once again. I mentioned it to her and she laughed and was like I got you. I didn't question the laugh but instead I asked her for the follow up with his ass to see if he's interested.  Interestingly enough he was and she gave him my number. I mean we planned a night out and shit. At the time I had another friend who had a thing for his roommate so we did a double date type thing. I'm over here nervous as fuck about what to wear and shit but I'm like let me be cute but casual. He wouldn't tell me where we were going so I mean I didn't want to be uncomfortable. Anyway's the homegirl and I pulled up to the apartment. We called them to come get us from the front and her boo came and got us. We pre-gamed and left them behind, them being my homegirl and his roommate. We walked to my car and I was being nosey like where are we going and he was like its a surprise. He maps it out and BITCH we ended up at a strip club!!!!! I knew right there and then he was meant for me. He paid for valet, got some cash, and gave me my stash like any stripper you like let me know. Nigga now that's a MAN! We drank and both were turned off by most of the strippers. So we left and decided to have a sexy night of our own. We got to the apartment and went into his room. We cuddled and talked then got to kissing. Its getting hot under them covers and boy we going at it. Then when the pants dropped I looked him in the eyes all sexual and deep and shit. WHENNNNNN I TELL YOU I LOOKED DOWN THEN INSTANTLY LOOK UP IN CONFUSION LIKE WHERE THE REST OF YOUR DICK AT?! IT WAS TINY AND LIMP! He talking about he got whiskey dick and I'm like no you ain't got a dick lets start there. It was mad small and then it was soft and sad. I felt like cuddling with the damn dick to give it a bit of confidence because I would be mad shy too if I was that tiny. Anyway's pussy went dry like the Mojave dessert. That was the end of that.

P.S. Technically if his dick rejected me thennnnn I meannnn...