It's one of my close guy friends surprise birthday party. Everybody chilling, drinking, eating, and talking, waiting for the birthday boy to arrive to hit him with the "SURPRISE"! Anyway's his younger brother walks in all late with some friends and pause at that very moment he caught my eye. Fuckkk not again another chocolate, tall, smooth, funny, pearl white straight teeth brother appeared from above. Lordt if that's what you making up there please let me come up there and give you a hand. What I'm trying to say is he was FWINE. He was articulate, he had the conversations going and I was in love. I quickly walked my little ass to my friend to ask her about him and she was like girl I wanted him too he's bomb but I settled for the friend so you can have him. I tried like I really tried to be cute and spit a little something but then that's when the cock-blocker arrived, acting like his birthday couldn't wait for 5 more minutes and shit. So we screamed the whole surprise or what not and now I'm back at where I started sigh. I got drunk and probably made a fool out of myself at the club we went to after but like let me tell you I didn't feel defeated I asked the other homeboy to hook it up which was the worst decision I ever made because it didn't get me anywhere. So I told the homegirl and she was like girl you should've told me I could've hooked it up but she was like you know what let me try, I mean he is single. Now I'm getting excited and shit like yesssss I'm about to be like them girls on tumblr and instagram with they man and shit. I started to live on his instagram envisioning my ass on his page and shit. Sigh I was ready to take things to the next step. THEN she hit me with the he not looking for anything serious right now blah blah blah he trying to get his shit together. I HEARD ALL OF THIS BEFORE! LET ME BE YOUR IYANLA AND FIX EVERYTHING! Shit! Can you believe months later this nigga went behind my back and got a bitch I mean girlfriend my bad. I'm a little upset typing this shit, got me in my feelings thinking about it.
P.S. I know you probably wondering why I named this piece M'Baku well as you can see that was one cold ass nigga!